So today I announce the birth of the Pao Finder.

It is now 11:50pm.

I name Elle, the half dim sum, half ondeh Pao Finder.

Half Dim Sum?

Half Chinese.

Duh.

Half Ondeh?

Uh well thats the only malay-ish term i know of so hah that came to mind first.

So yes Half ondeh...

Half Malay.

Ah doh.

And Pao Finder?

Well she's good at finding fake charwhatevershit paos.

Although, secretly I think she ate real charshit paos without knowing.

Now we all know why, her pao tasted tasty.

Mmm.

Asian.

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