Howdy witnesses. After knowing that I am now part of this trio blog, it is only right to let you know a little about me.

I am 20 years old.

I am tall.

I am a mystery to both Elle and Ryan and probably to you too.

I have a dog. Her name is piper and she's a dog, teddy bear, lamb in that order because that's how she looks like when she gets a hair cut, grows out, grows out a lot.

I am into fishing, photography, guitars and sleeping.

I do poems.

I like to think I'm wittyly funny.

I'm still trying to convince Elle that I have puppy charm.

Puppy charm is where you can only go AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and not stay mad at even though the puppy pooped on your shoe.

Elle says I'm random.

I say I'm awesome.

My neighbour's 5 year old kid says "Burbur King."

He also says "STOP SCARING ME DOG!" when piper barks at him.

I love food.

But I'm sexily anorexic.

But not really.

I'm just sexily high metabolicly.

Elle can't get away from me as much as she finds me annoying.

It either says a lot about her or me.

Elle says she's King of this Blog.

I say I AM ANARCHY!

OH OH OH! A joke for my witnesses! Ahem.
70% of dyslexic Americans voted for Amabo.
I'm funnehhhh.. heh.

And now, I'm going to introduce my signature sign off. Ready?







-not judy

Labels: Jacob, Paperbag, The Anarchist, Welcome me