helloooo people, if I can live with your ideals, get over mineee. And stop misinterpreting!

Come on, I am not turning into a robot. If ever, I'll most likely be more empathetic! Stop being the "mature" people thinking awww this girl is trying to be different when she's actually the same. Really, lame mentality.

Like I've replied an angry person's email, I KNOW I'm not the only one in this world facing shit OH MY GOD PLEASE GET OVER YOURSELVES THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME. Goodness? This is life, at some point of time, at some aspects in life, SOMEONE will have it worse than you at something. So I cannot be sad over my predicament? It's not as if I'm not getting over it? I am! Why are you guys so clogged up in your brains that you must stick to your ideals and your principles only? Be open minded, accept that people are different, people think differently. If I can accept you for who you are, then stop being a bitch to me?


For all the harping about "look at yourself" don't look at others, the entire point of the post is that I HAVE. I want to STOP JUDGING (don't you read? I really do question your intelligence now) I want to be a GOOD PERSON and it's okay that there are people with flaws! I do my best to be a better person everyday, and that is what counts. I appreciate things that are done for me and if I don't or forget to, and you find it offensive, TELL ME LIKE HOW I TELL YOU. And if you don't find an issue with it, then be happy that you made me happy! Stop playing these stupid childish games!


Like I've said countless times, I judge people. you judge people. EVERYONE will form impressions in their minds about people but ACTION IS KEY. I want to STOP acting on my judgments and I hope that the world would see the same. That though you judge, you are open-minded enough to give the person the benefit of the doubt, that they might change or actually have an amazing trait lurking beneath the nonsense that you've not seen.


I will not be friends with ANYONE. Understand? No 50% no 60% and all that bs. Goodness me. I respond to your actions(good or bad, if you are a bad person, I AM SURE I WILL RESPOND POSITIVELY TO YOUR 1% GOOD ACTION I am pretty sure you're human not satan), and I WILL BE a friend, in terms of action. I will not stand by and watch you fall or deliberately ruin your life or be heartless or be a robot. I am NOT pushing people away you retards! PEOPLE LIKE YOU make me want to push people away but I DONT. It is precisely that humans are all greys and not black and white, that's why I am a friend to everyone. Whether you take drugs, or stole a car, or bitch about people, or cheat on your lover, or are selfish, or have sex with anyone, even animals, I. Don't. Care.

What I don't want is to call you MY FRIEND. Because people like you, have to harp on it like crraaaaazzzaaayyy. I would have a relationship with you YES, it's impossible to not have a relationship with someone unless you've never met the person. Just the KIND of relationship, it would not be friendship. It would be purely based on actions on the spot.


And with regards to my exclusive few, I love you and I don't give a shit what you think about me even though I'm feeling abit of retardation from all of you. I DONT CARE. I dont care if you don't love me anymore, I don't care if you do. I love you because I love you and I do things because I love you FULLSTOP.

I don't expect anything from you SO DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING FROM MEEEEEE BETCHEZ. I am already being the best person I possibly can, yes I make mistakes and I accept my mistakes and rectify them if I knew them and knew how.

I would not be making up theories if I don't abide to them myself. SERIOUSLY, I'm not an idiot. And I don't IMPOSEEEEE my theories on you. Okay? So please get over yourselves and your ideals because it's starting to look like you think you're the better person and your theories are the only right theories and I can't have mine.

Of course my theories can have holes poked if I don't explain it well(and theories are theories not facts), I can't, it's hard for me to express myself in words, I don't have that gift, but why don't you open up your mind a little and try to see it from how I'm seeing it, because I DO KNOW HOW YOU SEE IT and I understand WHY you see it that way and I ACCEPT IT that you want to believe in it.


Like flipping religion, I can see why Christians love Jesus to death and Buddhists believe in karma and bla bla bla. It's not that I don't read up about it, I know! You've told me all about your flipping religion! And I see where you're coming from and I accept it, I just choose not to believe in it!


I don't want nouns to express how I feel about you, unless it's something like family (DNA will kick your ass trying to deny it)or boyfriend or girlfriend (THERE IS SOMETHING WRONGGG with your r/s if you don't want a status because these are steps before marriage, BEFORE FAMILY, the commitment needs to be there)

But friends? The commitment DOES NOT need to be there. There is no ties. You're speaking up for me Jacob, like the rest of you. There is no ties. ONLY LOVE. Friends does not equal love! LOVE IS LOVEEE. Because I have you in my personal regard, because I LOVE YOU, I WILL be there for you I WILL have a commitment to YOU. okay? And it is not easy to love someone so NO I DO NOT LOVE EVERYONE. (And if you don't love your family and boyfriend or girlfriend then it sucks to be you)

So NOOOOO god I just don't believe in friends, get over it, if I don't love you, TOO BADDD I am sure someone else does (You still have family you whiny ass) and if I do, WOW GOOD FOR YOU. one more person in your life loves you, don't you feel loveddddd?


Basically I will be the same person my actions are the same, IF you had not known and read this post, YOU WOULD FIND NO SIGNIFICANT CHANGE IN ME, the only thing that has changed is my PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE. so why are you finding an ISSUEEEEE with me?
I am THIS sort of person, a person who analyses things and I do it because I find it important, you have your own set of things important to you and I have mind.
I find it important because it defines my purpose and how I feel and perceive about life, the journey that I AM TAKINGGG NOT YOUUUU LALALA HELLO HELLO WAKE UP. STOP SHAKING ME CAZ I AM AWAKE.


Look at the gazillion people in my life whom I call friends. Really, wont you find it more offensive that I consider an insignificant person friends and you friends when youre more significant to me?
So what I do, I do, because I care in some way but to hell with friends. I do it not because "it's what friends should do." screw that okay? Everything I do MEANS something, and in your point of view you would call it "friendship"

I don't. Okay? I call it love. Personal regard. Whatever. Different people, different degree of regard. GET OVER ITTTT.

Stop trying to show me that I am wrong and yet tell me at the same time "there is no right and wrong" YOU look who's doing the judging. hypocritical bunch of shits leh all of you! wahlao! Must bombard me for what I believe in? I am so disappointed in all of you! haha and I don't really care if you're disappointed in me or son't want to be friends with me. like everything else in life, I can live with it and I can move on. Just because I can, does not mean I am a robot and you are such wonderful empathetic human beings. Fuck off.

NOW, I want to talk about my day hahahaha. Hmm I watched Detroit Metal City, the first few episodes of the anime and OMG SO FUNNAYYY HAHAHAHA-

eh wait, I forget to tell Jacob I love him too eventhough he always think he's better than me and everyone and drive me crazy. See? I told you. I love means I love forever AIYO LEAVE ME ALONE LAH. No "friends" to love me also never mind. My family does and hopefully a future husband to have a family with. TADA! Happiness. Hehehehahaha.-

OKAY continue. Anyway remember Singapore Idol? the third season (latest one) there was this dude in long blonde hair and costume and face painting I JUST WATCHED DETROIT METAL CITY SO NOW THEN I REALISED WHO KRAUSER IS HAHAHAHAHA

You see, in Detroit Metal City, Krauser is this crazy metal screamo guy, lead singer of a screamo metal band. BUT this guy accidentally joined that band, he thought it would be a lovey dovey meaningful soft melodious tunes kinda band. BECAUSE HE IS ACTUALLY that kinda of person! But the sad thing is that he is good at being metal screamo and his love songs SUCKSSSS. Hahahaha! And everytime the anime shows him trying to sing love songs he looks soooo retarded and gay and mushy BAHAHAHA

So, my point is, Krauser on SG Idol I SALUTE YOUUUU. The irony is BEAUTIFULLL how you dress like that and purposely sing a love song hahahaha THE JUDGES ARE STUPID. Your voice isn't that bad and you should make it through and they should appreciate the irony. But sadly, eventhough the judges are immersed in the MEDIA industry, they don't know the existence of KRAUSER, shame on you! Aiyah, I think the judges are retarded to begin with so whatever.

(Hate Dick Lee. He's a dick hehehehehe and Florence is really a Lian. Don't know anything but act like know everything. Ken is arrogant and think he so damn good. BUT I respect that occasionally his comments are professional and made sense. Other than that, I think all three judges are RUDE and purposely try to mock and diss people because they think they are so funny and give entertainment value. Disgusting. Even American Idol isn't mean please.Singaporeans really over do things.)

And then I recently I also watched Survivor (just the last episode because I cannot be bothered with TV) AND OMG ASS TO THE MAX RUSSEL SHOULD HAVE WON. I was so upset, Russel was so upset UGHHH people are just sore losers and sometimes need to OPEN UP THEIR MINDS and see that the bad people have good in them and that eventhough russel betrayed everyone like siao and lie and deceive and manipulate and use people? HE DID IT FOR THE GAME. It is how you play the game! And they should stop taking it personally and give him the win because HE deserves it! Jaison is stupid because he said in real like "you would hate the Russel and you wouldnt want to let him win" OMG YOU CHILDISH BRAT IN REAL LIFE, YOUR PRIZE IS DEATH.
Idiot.

You die, you go to heaven or hell. So the point of the game of Life, is to do good things, live a purposeful life and ENJOY THE JOURNEY. In survivor, SCREW THE JOURNEY ONLY 1 MONTH WHAT, and you get a million dollars! Doesn't mean that Russel is a bad person! He just know what to do in the game! Wahlao! hate sore losers and people who take it personally. I AM SO UPSET FOR RUSSELLLLLL :( Russel I am officially your number 1 fan because I APPRECIATE THAT HOW YOU PLAYED THE GAME WAS AN ART MAN. WOOOAAHHH
hahahahahaha

shiz man my post is very long and I have chores to do but I really don't feel like doing them. I feel like eating. RAWR. I really feel like eating.SIGHZ it seems I am gaining weight even thought I cut down on my food.WTHHHH. And I have been exercising (though not as often as I want to)sigghhhh not enough! Must do more! RAWR.

Hokes is my favouritest boy in the world. That's why he's my boyfriend. Not the other way around. Yay! It seems I still cant wear that halter dress. Sad. I want to make custard tarts. Without growing fat. maybe give some to my aunts, cousins and hokes' family too. Hmm. I would give Jacob too. But he would never meet me. And Ryan but he's overseas. And other people but they are angry with me. TOO BAD. no yummy tarts for you! until you want to talk to me. because actually i am ok. HAHA. contradictory. Im ok if youre ok. OK! my mama is being annoying but I love my papa like crazy suddenly caz I thought he almost died. Sigh, it's so cute when your parents show you they love you. SEE. NO MATTER WHAT MUST RESPECT YOUR PARENTS. even if they are wrong and retarded. omg I really feel like eating tarts. See? this is how my train of thought travels.

I am weird.

Labels: Angry Bombs, Brother, Elle, fweedom, HELLO, Insanity, Jacob, Mum, Of Hokums and Honeystars, Questionable, Religion, ryan pwns asses, The Anarchist, The King, The Queen, Weird Shiz

...for someone that writes in a philosophical manner, your enlightenment seems to be a little low. Not meaning to put you down, instead I commend you for digging for depth in life.

Sincerely, I am happy that you've learned to not care about what people think. Honestly, again, as much as you've think you have changed, you haven't changed at all.

Still, you separate yourself from the rest, thinking that you are one of the very few that goes through what you go through, that you're getting the butt end of the deal. Tragically, it's untrue. Everybody has gone through the same problems when it comes with dealing with human beings. Be it in one form or another. Nobody is that different. Can you honestly say that you are nothing like the people you used to label as friends? Do you appreciate everything that is done for you? Do you dare to claim that you have not taken advantage or use somebody?

Lovingly, you cling on to your theories. And how tiresome it must be to filter everybody that you meet. Deciding who is good or bad. Judging really. By your standards, are you all good? But your comeback would be "nobody is 100% good." So how much good must a person be for you to be friends with? 60%? 70%?

Friend is a man made word? Definitely. Just like every other word. What else would have come up with it? Would it not be bullshit if Friend was expressed with hand gestures? Or if a dog came up with it? Maybe a rock would fit better. Rocks don't expect anything from you.

Honestly, third time again, if relationships fail you so much, why bother with a boyfriend? How do you know he is to stay? Or are you just waiting for him to disappear as well? How about your exclusive few? Do you expect them to love you back? Do you expect them to love you just as much? Or just loving you the tiniest bit be enough for you?

Eagerly, you look at everybody else and draw up your theories. Blindly, you forgot to look at yourself. Do you even live up to your theories? I'm not disagreeing with your theories. Neither am I agreeing. But I hope you won't be stubborn and be closed off. Do not treat them as they are black and white when they're all based on greys. Theories are just thoughts and not proven to be facts.

I just want to say again that I'm not dissing your opinions. I'm just poking holes at them to show you that it's not 100% truth. Stay grounded and not get caught up trying to figure your life out or you'll die trying.

I still love you, and I still call you friend. And I'm still Ben/Jerry/Whichever even if you don't wish to label me friend.


P.S. Friends, boyfriend/girlfriend, family, etc - they are all labels. Only the emotions are true. But the nouns make it easier to express how you feel about them.

Labels: Jacob, Paperbag, The Anarchist

My







Girlfriend







Is







AWESOME!








-not dan

Labels: Her, Jacob, Paperbag, The Anarchist

1. People that walk in groups and stretch themselves out to block the entire walk way.

2. People that stop suddenly before getting on the escalator because they just had a thought that maybe they want to stay on the same floor.

3. Parents that can't control their kids.

4. People that sit on the outer seat of the bus even though the inner seat is empty.

5. People that sit on the outer seat of the bus and expect you to squeeze past them to get to the empty inner seat.

6. People that sit on the outer seat of the bus and don't get up to let you out. Maybe these people just like their face to be in the stranger's ass.

7. People that place their bags on the empty seat next to them and pretend to not see you standing there.

8. People that sit behind you and keep pushing on your seat.

9. People that stand at the doors of the bus/train instead of moving in.

10. People that stand at the doors of the train, making you salmon your way through to get off the train.

11. People that sit next to you with their legs opened because they have no concept of personal space.

12. People that are forever talking on their cell phones. Is the person you're talking to really that interesting? Is what you say really that important that it cannot wait?

13. People that talk obnoxiously loud on the phone.

14. People that are oblivious to their surroundings. Especially while driving.

15. People that stop suddenly for no apparent reason and stays there instead of moving to the side to get out of other's way.

16. Couples that can't wait to get home to make out.

17. Girls that try hard to be cute to get what they want.

18. Girls that whine about everything.

19. Guys that try too hard to be "cool".

20. Guys that try too hard to impress others.

21. People that are impatient. Especially with old people.

22. People that are butt ugly but think they're the hottness need elbows to the face to actually make them look better.

23. People who behave as if they are God's gift to the world.

24. People that give themselves English names because apparently the names their parents gave them aren't good enough.

25. People that give themselves English names but don't actually think of a proper name and choose one based on how cool it sounds. For example, I met a girl who called herself Haze. She named herself to be a freaking fog.

26. People that give themselves English names, but say it's their Christian name. It's not a Christian name because you're not a freaking Christian.

27. Cam whores that have only one pose in all their pictures. I promise, I have seen a slide show of this girl (cam whores are usually girls. sorry but it's true) where she looks exactly the same but in different locations.

28. People that insist on taking the elevator even though it's just one floor.

29. People who pretend that they can actually speak English with good diction. Usually those that fake an accent but can't pull it off. You still sound very Chinese.

30. People that behave like idiots because they think it's funny.






- not tod

Labels: Jacob, The Anarchist

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary is what that gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson










-not whinne

Labels: Jacob, Quote, The Anarchist

"You look like a gay cowboy, and you look like a gay terrorist." - James May












-not ben

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Dear witnesses, I will be gone for a good week so you'll be stuck with the other two. Good luck!







-not adrian

Labels: Jacob, The Anarchist

"Dear Walter,

Why is that I gag when I brush my tongue, but not when I go down on my boyfriend?"



Walter: "Well... Your toothbrush is bigger."






-not walter

Labels: Jacob, Quote, The Anarchist

A rich man and a poor man met up after christmas and talked about what presents they got for their wives.

The rich man said, "I got my wife a ring and a BMW. That way if she doesn't like the ring she can drive to the store to return the ring in the BMW."

The poor man said, "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself!"




-not jimmy

Labels: Jacob, Joke, The Anarchist

I just remembered that I forgot to add this in. In one part of The Happening, the mysterious wind comes by and this zoo keeper went into the lions enclosure and got them to attack him.

That's where our Mandai zoo keeper got his idea from!

(Those of you who aren't from Singapore won't know about this story. A zoo keeper decided to commit suicide by provoking the tigers.)








-not stacey (that's not my name. that's not my name.)

Labels: DVD, Jacob, The Anarchist

Witnesses,

There are times in life where one will think to one self, "Why is this the way it is?" Or "Why is this called what it is?" Questions that baffle the mind, questions that you think will make you sound stupid to another person if you ask. Questions such as why is the sky blue? (Don't come over to my house for dinner if you know the answer.) We accept things the way they are without knowing how they work because we grew up with it. Be it a version one or an upgrade. But still every once in a while, when the light hits you just right, and the clouds are full and fluffy, and the moon is almost the shape of an egg, the question pops into your brain. It is the curiosity that becomes a squatter and finds shelter at the back of your brain which then leads to the formation of a cyst because of the poor hygiene squatters have, unless you find the answer. Finding the answer will give you a boot full of pride in yourself and a sense of "I think I've got smarter :D" especially when you figure it out yourself. And I had one of those moments today.

I have an online friend who has a fascination with my butt. My friend is a girl, so that makes things less weird, and more kinky. Heard of the term "friends with benefits?" Well we are sort of like that, but not really. "Friends with benefits" implies sex. But our benefits are strictly restricted to molestation. A lot of *pinches butt* happens in our online conversations. And it got me thinking, why do butts have cheeks? Or why are they called butt cheeks? Nothing of the facial cheeks resembles that of a butt. Unless you're ugly, thus the term "butt ugly". But people better than ugly would know what I'm talking about. Our facial cheeks don't form a facial crack like our butt cheeks do, nor do they make flapping noises when air passes through the crack because you sneezed. Bubble fart sneeze, that's what it's called. So why do our facial cheeks have to share their name with our butt? I figured the answer from all the pinching. See when you pinch or slap a butt cheek (both actions that can be used on facial cheeks), it turns red like your butt is blushing. Blushing? What else blushes? Facial cheeks!


So witnesses, I leave you with this piece of insight. If you are butt ugly, you probably can bubble fart sneeze.






-not emo LOL (in reference to elle's part 1 and part 2 post)

Labels: Jacob, Questionable, The Anarchist

The other day I watched M.Night Shyamallamaperson's The Happening. Now very few movies have very literal meaning titles, and this is one of the very few. The key word here is "happening". You are going to be using that word a lot when you watch it. Those of you who have wasted your money watching it in the cinema, or those who cleverly downloaded it and watch it for free, would know what I'm talking about.

Let's begin.

First off, M.Night Shyamallamaperson has a very distinctive style in writing. His catch phrase is "What a twist :D!" Yes the giant grin at the end is part of it. Gives the catch phrase the UMPH when he says it after people read the story. He probably says it after he finishes writing. And he says it with pride and gusto to himself. Sad to say though, his stories are getting worse since his two great movies, The Sixth Sense and The Signs. There was a period of time in history called The Great Disappointment. Now, this was not as significant as The Great Depression. But still, it was a very disappointing time. This was during the release of the movie, The Village. It was such a let down when the "What a twist :D!" moment happened in the movie. Those of you who did not see The Village, I shouldn't spoil it for you but I will anyway -the monsters were the leaders of the village.

So on to The Happening. Basically the story is about this wind that comes and everybody stops what they are doing, and then they kill themselves. And the survivors are just running from the east of the country to the west which isn't infected. That is all you know through out the movie until the "What a twist :D!" moment. Remember me saying that you'll be using the word "happening" a lot while watching the movie? This is why. You'll be going "what's happening?" through out the entire movie. Some of you might think that M.Night Shyamallamaperson is a genius because then you'll be interested and captivated. But you'd be so wrong that you'd feel you have failed in life. It is annoying because you would just be confused and the person next to you would keep asking "what's happening?" At least in The Village there was a proper story built around the twist. So you would know what's going on, but you would still want to know about the monsters. If you are still thinking of watching The Happening because you like the warm feeling you get when you're confused and annoyed and also probably because you're those that need to watch the proceedure on how to fasten your seat belt on the plane, I wish you lots of luck in your life. Those that still want to watch it because you are a genius and can spare to lower your IQ, I advice you to watch the beginning bit , go off and do other stuff that you need to do, and come back for the end for the "What a twist :D!" because the world will need every IQ point you have to compensate for those that fall into the fore mentioned duhhhhhhhh criteria.

Or you can just read this spoiler - the plants are angry with the humans for destroying the earth and so they release a chemical into the air to make the humans kill themselves as revenge.


Also, the movie has made me realise that I wasted an hour and a half on it.







P.S. Why do all of M.Night Shyamallamaperson's movie titles have to be The something?







-not jacob (What a twist :D!)

Labels: DVD, Jacob, Movie, The Anarchist