I just want to eat something. Or sleep.


But I can't caz I gotta wait till 12 midnight to take my meds.



Rawr?


Okay I guess since I haven't been blogging, I should finish this post proper. Well see, the reason I haven't been blogging is because I don't feel the need to. Amazing isn't it? I always thought it was an outlet, one of the more essential outlets in my life because if I don't blow off steam here, I'd morph into one of the most crazy bitch this planet has ever seen.

I guess I'm changing again? Haha I don't come online often, and when I do I don't feel like talking to anyone. And if I've got something on my chest I need to vomit out, there's Hokes who's perpetually asking me regarding my well-being so how not to tell the lovely boy? Well, actually I do enjoy talking to him, I don't know how he puts up with me, really I don't because while I was being such a bitch, I even annoyed myself.

I'm lucky :D

Let's see, today started off crappy. First thing in the morning a bird shat on my arm. It was warm. Awesome. Warm white poop dripping down my right arm and people around were sniggering and holding their laughter. GLAAAAD I MADE YOUR DAAAAY.

So I had to wipe it off with paper since I didn't bring any tissue, and walked all the way to the train station's toilet before I can wash my arm.
Oh god talk about gross.


What a bad mannered bird. You shouldn't poop so inconsiderately. Look at hamsters, they know how to poop in a corner. You wouldn't like someone pooping on you would you?



On a less disgusting note, recently went over to Hoke's godsis's place. Apparently, his family has alot of these family gatherings which I find very nice and wish my family had more of these. I think we used to but my parents kinda screwed relations in my family. Ah well. Maybe it was me. I don't know. I love all of you, you know? Sigh. Even though I don't know how to express it properly.

ANYWAYS, Hokes and his bros and cousins went to the room to play Wii and omg it was hilarious. I've never laughed to hard in ages. :D I was afraid to intrude on family time, you know how people tend to be more comfortable with their own family rather than outsiders but I learned from life that if you try, they'll try too and I think everyone got along just fine :D

The most epic Wii moment was when we were playing this mini game called B.R.U.S.H. by some bunny game and you're supposed to move the controller according to the actions on screen.

Like you move up and down when it's a toothbrush to brush your teeth.
Left and right for a razor to shave your chin.


EPIC MOMENT: I moved up and down when I saw a razor (accident! I swear!) and my bunny started razoring his teeeth hahahahahaha with sparks flying hahahaha omg I swear I laughed so hard I couldn't play the rest of the game properly xD


Went to Island Creamery for dessert and MMMMMMM YUMMEHZ. I talked more to Hokes' brothers more in a day than I have in the entire 6 months I've known them. And they seriously crack me up.

SAW CASS NGGGGG ♥ who was with her classmates, gave her a hug but left caz the family split into 2 groups, adult and kids and kids corner were at MacDs where Hokes' 2nd bro was feasting. Conversations includes Mac and Microsoft debate which is something I have no stand on at the moment.

(I can't judge caz I've never used a Mac- and you need to be a regular user before you can properly judge)

Oh oh and Hokes' nieces are uber adorableeeee. I kept stealing them and carrying the younger one (I seriously had to control myself from raining her with hugs and kisses) the older one seems friendly with me now, she constantly try to get my attention WHICH I LOVE caz she always ignore me the previous times I've seen her.

Hahahaha I like his family alrdy. I need to thank so many of them I'm losing count. They were awfully nice and welcoming and awwww :')



Oh did I mention we tried to cook pasta for lunch that day? And kinda failed caz it tasted weird and funny but still alright, we finished up our meal and Hokes' 2nd bro went for seconds HAHA yeah his bro ate our cooking hahahahahaha epicccc.


:) Wii is officially the coolest thing on earth according to me. :D I'm so gonna save up for one in future :D:D And omg can someone please please please buy me Season 1-6 of Grey's Anatomy so I can sit and eat chips and go on a Grey's marathon. That would be awesome shit.


I MISS HOKES the dodo is in armyyyy and I won't see him till Sundayyyy gaaaaayyy. Ryan has been keeping me company with random heartwarming short emails and texts and our occasional go-crazy-and-retardedly-random conversations at night when I actually bother coming online. Other than that, Hokes and seeing Cass Lee for FYP, that's the only human connection I get apart from my family.


Told you I'm antisocial.
I'm pretty much alone these days, but I'm not lonely. I kinda like it. I was lonely once. It was at night and I was emo (as usual, I'm always emo at night) but Ry cheered me up :) That was also when I was PMS-ing.

I'm actually quite contented with life, despite irritating Singaporeans, FYP, tutoring and stuffs that has kept me from enjoying my hols. But yeah, life is boring, slow, monotonous, routine-d and uneventful save for random things like Hokes' family gathering, I'm not worrying.

I think I've accepted that I screwed up my life and now the only thing you can do is make the best of it. And I am, and enjoying it too. I hope this feeling lasts caz the next time I PMS I'm gonna ruin it all and feel like shit again.

And wow. This is a pretty long post. Not bad.
:)

Labels: Babies, DVD, Elle, Insanity, Of Hokums and Honeystars, Random Mandoms, ryan pwns asses, School, The Queen, Weird Shiz

I just remembered that I forgot to add this in. In one part of The Happening, the mysterious wind comes by and this zoo keeper went into the lions enclosure and got them to attack him.

That's where our Mandai zoo keeper got his idea from!

(Those of you who aren't from Singapore won't know about this story. A zoo keeper decided to commit suicide by provoking the tigers.)








-not stacey (that's not my name. that's not my name.)

Labels: DVD, Jacob, The Anarchist

The other day I watched M.Night Shyamallamaperson's The Happening. Now very few movies have very literal meaning titles, and this is one of the very few. The key word here is "happening". You are going to be using that word a lot when you watch it. Those of you who have wasted your money watching it in the cinema, or those who cleverly downloaded it and watch it for free, would know what I'm talking about.

Let's begin.

First off, M.Night Shyamallamaperson has a very distinctive style in writing. His catch phrase is "What a twist :D!" Yes the giant grin at the end is part of it. Gives the catch phrase the UMPH when he says it after people read the story. He probably says it after he finishes writing. And he says it with pride and gusto to himself. Sad to say though, his stories are getting worse since his two great movies, The Sixth Sense and The Signs. There was a period of time in history called The Great Disappointment. Now, this was not as significant as The Great Depression. But still, it was a very disappointing time. This was during the release of the movie, The Village. It was such a let down when the "What a twist :D!" moment happened in the movie. Those of you who did not see The Village, I shouldn't spoil it for you but I will anyway -the monsters were the leaders of the village.

So on to The Happening. Basically the story is about this wind that comes and everybody stops what they are doing, and then they kill themselves. And the survivors are just running from the east of the country to the west which isn't infected. That is all you know through out the movie until the "What a twist :D!" moment. Remember me saying that you'll be using the word "happening" a lot while watching the movie? This is why. You'll be going "what's happening?" through out the entire movie. Some of you might think that M.Night Shyamallamaperson is a genius because then you'll be interested and captivated. But you'd be so wrong that you'd feel you have failed in life. It is annoying because you would just be confused and the person next to you would keep asking "what's happening?" At least in The Village there was a proper story built around the twist. So you would know what's going on, but you would still want to know about the monsters. If you are still thinking of watching The Happening because you like the warm feeling you get when you're confused and annoyed and also probably because you're those that need to watch the proceedure on how to fasten your seat belt on the plane, I wish you lots of luck in your life. Those that still want to watch it because you are a genius and can spare to lower your IQ, I advice you to watch the beginning bit , go off and do other stuff that you need to do, and come back for the end for the "What a twist :D!" because the world will need every IQ point you have to compensate for those that fall into the fore mentioned duhhhhhhhh criteria.

Or you can just read this spoiler - the plants are angry with the humans for destroying the earth and so they release a chemical into the air to make the humans kill themselves as revenge.


Also, the movie has made me realise that I wasted an hour and a half on it.







P.S. Why do all of M.Night Shyamallamaperson's movie titles have to be The something?







-not jacob (What a twist :D!)

Labels: DVD, Jacob, Movie, The Anarchist