A rich man and a poor man met up after christmas and talked about what presents they got for their wives.

The rich man said, "I got my wife a ring and a BMW. That way if she doesn't like the ring she can drive to the store to return the ring in the BMW."

The poor man said, "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself!"




-not jimmy

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