2. People that stop suddenly before getting on the escalator because they just had a thought that maybe they want to stay on the same floor.
3. Parents that can't control their kids.
4. People that sit on the outer seat of the bus even though the inner seat is empty.
5. People that sit on the outer seat of the bus and expect you to squeeze past them to get to the empty inner seat.
6. People that sit on the outer seat of the bus and don't get up to let you out. Maybe these people just like their face to be in the stranger's ass.
7. People that place their bags on the empty seat next to them and pretend to not see you standing there.
8. People that sit behind you and keep pushing on your seat.
9. People that stand at the doors of the bus/train instead of moving in.
10. People that stand at the doors of the train, making you salmon your way through to get off the train.
11. People that sit next to you with their legs opened because they have no concept of personal space.
12. People that are forever talking on their cell phones. Is the person you're talking to really that interesting? Is what you say really that important that it cannot wait?
13. People that talk obnoxiously loud on the phone.
14. People that are oblivious to their surroundings. Especially while driving.
15. People that stop suddenly for no apparent reason and stays there instead of moving to the side to get out of other's way.
16. Couples that can't wait to get home to make out.
17. Girls that try hard to be cute to get what they want.
18. Girls that whine about everything.
19. Guys that try too hard to be "cool".
20. Guys that try too hard to impress others.
21. People that are impatient. Especially with old people.
22. People that are butt ugly but think they're the hottness need elbows to the face to actually make them look better.
23. People who behave as if they are God's gift to the world.
24. People that give themselves English names because apparently the names their parents gave them aren't good enough.
25. People that give themselves English names but don't actually think of a proper name and choose one based on how cool it sounds. For example, I met a girl who called herself Haze. She named herself to be a freaking fog.
26. People that give themselves English names, but say it's their Christian name. It's not a Christian name because you're not a freaking Christian.
27. Cam whores that have only one pose in all their pictures. I promise, I have seen a slide show of this girl (cam whores are usually girls. sorry but it's true) where she looks exactly the same but in different locations.
28. People that insist on taking the elevator even though it's just one floor.
29. People who pretend that they can actually speak English with good diction. Usually those that fake an accent but can't pull it off. You still sound very Chinese.
30. People that behave like idiots because they think it's funny.
- not tod
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