There are times in life where one will think to one self, "Why is this the way it is?" Or "Why is this called what it is?" Questions that baffle the mind, questions that you think will make you sound stupid to another person if you ask. Questions such as why is the sky blue? (Don't come over to my house for dinner if you know the answer.) We accept things the way they are without knowing how they work because we grew up with it. Be it a version one or an upgrade. But still every once in a while, when the light hits you just right, and the clouds are full and fluffy, and the moon is almost the shape of an egg, the question pops into your brain. It is the curiosity that becomes a squatter and finds shelter at the back of your brain which then leads to the formation of a cyst because of the poor hygiene squatters have, unless you find the answer. Finding the answer will give you a boot full of pride in yourself and a sense of "I think I've got smarter :D" especially when you figure it out yourself. And I had one of those moments today.
I have an online friend who has a fascination with my butt. My friend is a girl, so that makes things less weird, and more kinky. Heard of the term "friends with benefits?" Well we are sort of like that, but not really. "Friends with benefits" implies sex. But our benefits are strictly restricted to molestation. A lot of *pinches butt* happens in our online conversations. And it got me thinking, why do butts have cheeks? Or why are they called butt cheeks? Nothing of the facial cheeks resembles that of a butt. Unless you're ugly, thus the term "butt ugly". But people better than ugly would know what I'm talking about. Our facial cheeks don't form a facial crack like our butt cheeks do, nor do they make flapping noises when air passes through the crack because you sneezed. Bubble fart sneeze, that's what it's called. So why do our facial cheeks have to share their name with our butt? I figured the answer from all the pinching. See when you pinch or slap a butt cheek (both actions that can be used on facial cheeks), it turns red like your butt is blushing. Blushing? What else blushes? Facial cheeks!
So witnesses, I leave you with this piece of insight. If you are butt ugly, you probably can bubble fart sneeze.
-not emo LOL (in reference to elle's part 1 and part 2 post)
Labels: Jacob, Questionable, The Anarchist
