I just remembered that I forgot to add this in. In one part of The Happening, the mysterious wind comes by and this zoo keeper went into the lions enclosure and got them to attack him.

That's where our Mandai zoo keeper got his idea from!

(Those of you who aren't from Singapore won't know about this story. A zoo keeper decided to commit suicide by provoking the tigers.)








-not stacey (that's not my name. that's not my name.)

Labels: DVD, Jacob, The Anarchist

Witnesses,

There are times in life where one will think to one self, "Why is this the way it is?" Or "Why is this called what it is?" Questions that baffle the mind, questions that you think will make you sound stupid to another person if you ask. Questions such as why is the sky blue? (Don't come over to my house for dinner if you know the answer.) We accept things the way they are without knowing how they work because we grew up with it. Be it a version one or an upgrade. But still every once in a while, when the light hits you just right, and the clouds are full and fluffy, and the moon is almost the shape of an egg, the question pops into your brain. It is the curiosity that becomes a squatter and finds shelter at the back of your brain which then leads to the formation of a cyst because of the poor hygiene squatters have, unless you find the answer. Finding the answer will give you a boot full of pride in yourself and a sense of "I think I've got smarter :D" especially when you figure it out yourself. And I had one of those moments today.

I have an online friend who has a fascination with my butt. My friend is a girl, so that makes things less weird, and more kinky. Heard of the term "friends with benefits?" Well we are sort of like that, but not really. "Friends with benefits" implies sex. But our benefits are strictly restricted to molestation. A lot of *pinches butt* happens in our online conversations. And it got me thinking, why do butts have cheeks? Or why are they called butt cheeks? Nothing of the facial cheeks resembles that of a butt. Unless you're ugly, thus the term "butt ugly". But people better than ugly would know what I'm talking about. Our facial cheeks don't form a facial crack like our butt cheeks do, nor do they make flapping noises when air passes through the crack because you sneezed. Bubble fart sneeze, that's what it's called. So why do our facial cheeks have to share their name with our butt? I figured the answer from all the pinching. See when you pinch or slap a butt cheek (both actions that can be used on facial cheeks), it turns red like your butt is blushing. Blushing? What else blushes? Facial cheeks!


So witnesses, I leave you with this piece of insight. If you are butt ugly, you probably can bubble fart sneeze.






-not emo LOL (in reference to elle's part 1 and part 2 post)

Labels: Jacob, Questionable, The Anarchist

its 7:37am in the morning and i'm up.

if jacob's the anarchist and elle's the king....

does that mean i have no choice but to settle with the status of queen? o_O you guys are full of shit.

and it would be funny if jacob was "dream".

because jacob is not like jacob.

and jacob does not sound like jacob anymore.

anddd im not mia-ing or whatever you call that...

i'm just bussyyyy.

BTW exams are over. fucking overrr.

and hi elle. hi jacob.

Labels: ryan pwns asses

Now, I know I haven't been blogging, and I know you know why. (I hope)

And a big welcome to Jacob, who will also be a contributor to this blog. Since Ryan is MIA and rarely blogs anyway, and since I will be on a hiatus very soon, due to my term tests, I shall magnanimously allow The Anarchist, Jacob, to entertain you in my absence.


I apologise for my rant in the previous post on the previous blog because I was feeling angsty, as usual, as most people my age get. I was just miffed about the way I was being treated in school, I feel like I'm being blamed for something I shouldn't be guilty about, and everyone is angry with me eventhough till today, I justly feel that no one has the right to be.


This will be my last post until the term break starts (I know I say this, but who knows, my finger might itch and you'd see another post up by me) so I shall make this long and satisfying (for me, not you.)

I've just returned from two big events, of which I have ALOT ALOT of stuff to say.





3 days.
1 camp.
And one of the most memorable experiences in life




My Spartan redcampers I LOVE YOU GUYS VERY MUCH, thank you for making my time spent in REDCamp5 so memorable, so wonderful, and so very much fun.
You guys are craaaazzy!
Seriously, you guys are barking mad. You cheer like a buncha psychos, one of you kept pinching my fat cheeks before biting it (OH MY GAWD) and I know I suck at the Chuckie game because all of you gang up against me to SABOTAGE ME of which, me being awesome and all, totally forgave you.
You make me do forfeits and I know I still owe you guys one more forfeit but I'll do it the next time you see me kay?!

Post Redcamp activities :) You'll see me there.




I heard on Matt's blog that you guys wanted one on Saturday? I'm sorry, but I have my aunt's wedding to help out, so I can't be there on Sat.

AWWWWWW
:(


It's awesome with you guys, I TOTALLY CAME UP WITH THE SPARTAN WAVE and it's so cool and amazing if you guys could see yourselves it was like whooooo!
Hahahahaha :D

And the Spartans OEI was awesome too especially when you guys go "We. Are. Spartans." AND EVERYTHING WAS DAMN SYNCRONISED how cool was that?!

Not forgetting, our signature clap, of which Miranda came up with, so credits should go to her :D

One screensaver clap!
claps~ *(O_O)*


Utterly adorable! And you guys freezed together, it was BEAUTIFUL watching you.
Thank you once again, for making me smile and omg I know about 80 of you added me on Facebook, and I was so WOAH about it, I tried replying to most of your comments on my wall, but unfortunately I'm gonna take a hiatus from everything to focus on my studies, so I won't be replying anyone for quite awhile.

Unfortunately, as fun the 3 amazing days were, where we bonded and the Spartan spirit flared in everyone, resulting in Spartans claiming the best tribe in Day 2 and also The Most Impactful Tribe in the Armageddon Award during the finale, the camp have to come to an end, and while you guys enjoy your holidays, I have ALL THE NONSENSE to catch up with xD

During the 3 days, I was so exhausted everyday, walking up and down, facilitating, making sure things runs smoothly, and minimizing the amount of time you guys feel bored(especially while waiting to move off to the cluster programs) by screaming cheers until I SLAM, according to Matt, Sound Like A Man -.- I was so afraid that me being exhausted would make you guys sian but it was all worth it because you guys rocked the house! Everywhere I go, to the RedBlog, or RedPeople Facebook, I see Spartans Spartans Spartans!

YAY!

We all went hyper together and Spartans are officially SIAO.


WHEEEEEEE!!!

♥Spartans♥RedCamp5♥







Anyway, after the entire awesomeness of RedCamp, I had to help out in my aunt's marriage the next day, which was exhausting, and I was so tired and cranky, especially when I woke up late and realised that my aunt and cousin disappeared and I had to make their beds?

Wth?

All the nonsense saigang work.



Sigh, I don't like these kinda stuff, where there isn't a proper plan or time line to stick too, and everything is all over the place, it really puts me off and makes me too lazy to bother doing anything about it.

I hate being tired and cranky. Meh. Must be the post RedCamp blues + exhaustion.
But in the end, my aunt looked gorgeous :)

I had to cancel an outing with Cass and XT because of this, awwww, but it can't be helped. And next weekend too, because that's when the celebrations would take place, in JB. Gosh, MY WEEKENDS ARE GONE.

I really need more time in a day really.



And doncha think Jacob is ridiculously hilarious?







-14196
Fairytales are more than true not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
-G.K. Chesterton

Labels: Arrival, Elle, HELLO, Jacob, The Queen

The other day I watched M.Night Shyamallamaperson's The Happening. Now very few movies have very literal meaning titles, and this is one of the very few. The key word here is "happening". You are going to be using that word a lot when you watch it. Those of you who have wasted your money watching it in the cinema, or those who cleverly downloaded it and watch it for free, would know what I'm talking about.

Let's begin.

First off, M.Night Shyamallamaperson has a very distinctive style in writing. His catch phrase is "What a twist :D!" Yes the giant grin at the end is part of it. Gives the catch phrase the UMPH when he says it after people read the story. He probably says it after he finishes writing. And he says it with pride and gusto to himself. Sad to say though, his stories are getting worse since his two great movies, The Sixth Sense and The Signs. There was a period of time in history called The Great Disappointment. Now, this was not as significant as The Great Depression. But still, it was a very disappointing time. This was during the release of the movie, The Village. It was such a let down when the "What a twist :D!" moment happened in the movie. Those of you who did not see The Village, I shouldn't spoil it for you but I will anyway -the monsters were the leaders of the village.

So on to The Happening. Basically the story is about this wind that comes and everybody stops what they are doing, and then they kill themselves. And the survivors are just running from the east of the country to the west which isn't infected. That is all you know through out the movie until the "What a twist :D!" moment. Remember me saying that you'll be using the word "happening" a lot while watching the movie? This is why. You'll be going "what's happening?" through out the entire movie. Some of you might think that M.Night Shyamallamaperson is a genius because then you'll be interested and captivated. But you'd be so wrong that you'd feel you have failed in life. It is annoying because you would just be confused and the person next to you would keep asking "what's happening?" At least in The Village there was a proper story built around the twist. So you would know what's going on, but you would still want to know about the monsters. If you are still thinking of watching The Happening because you like the warm feeling you get when you're confused and annoyed and also probably because you're those that need to watch the proceedure on how to fasten your seat belt on the plane, I wish you lots of luck in your life. Those that still want to watch it because you are a genius and can spare to lower your IQ, I advice you to watch the beginning bit , go off and do other stuff that you need to do, and come back for the end for the "What a twist :D!" because the world will need every IQ point you have to compensate for those that fall into the fore mentioned duhhhhhhhh criteria.

Or you can just read this spoiler - the plants are angry with the humans for destroying the earth and so they release a chemical into the air to make the humans kill themselves as revenge.


Also, the movie has made me realise that I wasted an hour and a half on it.







P.S. Why do all of M.Night Shyamallamaperson's movie titles have to be The something?







-not jacob (What a twist :D!)

Labels: DVD, Jacob, Movie, The Anarchist